Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Try to imagine this in the voice of Guido Sarducci
Imagine Father Sarducci reading this on SNL's Weekend Update this coming Saturday:
This week the Senate confirmed Judge Sam Alito to be an associate justice of the Supreme Court. With that confirmation, for the first time in American history, the Supreme Court has a Roman Catholic majority. Shortly after Justice Alito was sworn in, the Court issued an order granting rehearing in Bush v. Gore. According to the new Court decision, the winner of the 2000 election was ... the Pope.
This week the Senate confirmed Judge Sam Alito to be an associate justice of the Supreme Court. With that confirmation, for the first time in American history, the Supreme Court has a Roman Catholic majority. Shortly after Justice Alito was sworn in, the Court issued an order granting rehearing in Bush v. Gore. According to the new Court decision, the winner of the 2000 election was ... the Pope.
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