Thursday, September 22, 2005
Sell Out
Drawn in not so much by the clever gimmick of changing the "i" to "u" in Silver Spring, but instead by the 25% reduction in rent, I am now officially moving from DC to Maryland at the end of October.
While it is true that I can basically spit from my apartment and have it land in the city (Okay, it would have to be a very powerful loogey), I am making the move than I simply never thought I would make. I'm in the burbs, man.
On the other hand, I will be gaining representation in Congress. Let's take a look at the distinguished individuals who will be represening me.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Oooookay, well, there will definitely be plusses and minuses to my new home. I will certainly be one of the few people who has ever moved to Maryland and entered into a more hospitable environment for Republicans than the place from which they moved. I am sure the DC GOP will be saddened by my departure, but that means more bean dip for everyone else at the parties.
And besides, it could be worse.
While it is true that I can basically spit from my apartment and have it land in the city (Okay, it would have to be a very powerful loogey), I am making the move than I simply never thought I would make. I'm in the burbs, man.
On the other hand, I will be gaining representation in Congress. Let's take a look at the distinguished individuals who will be represening me.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Oooookay, well, there will definitely be plusses and minuses to my new home. I will certainly be one of the few people who has ever moved to Maryland and entered into a more hospitable environment for Republicans than the place from which they moved. I am sure the DC GOP will be saddened by my departure, but that means more bean dip for everyone else at the parties.
And besides, it could be worse.
# posted by Paul Zummo : 3:26 PM
